Just like a man

Here it is, 30 days of ... well ... more time in the morning. Sad to see it go. I'll have to come up with another excuse to stop shaving.

Bob, I'm going to have to throw down the gauntlet for 'least able not to grow a beard'. Maybe it's such a close race because we're family. However, my beard isn't 'lush & silky' like yours, it's coarse and rough, like a man. It's also horrible to live with, like a man. It also never cleans up after itself, like a man. When I'm looking at something, there it is off to the side, staring at women, just like a man.

Math teacher by day, dock worker by night

This is yesterday's photo, just took a while to get here. Yes, on top of this impressive beard will be one more day's growth.

Out soon, watch out.

My new job didn't work out very well. I've been ... detained ... for a while. My lady snuck a picture today for this post.

Yes, that is a hoodie-tux. No, you may not have one.

My lawyer has informed me that I will not be paid after the trial is over. I am trying a new job as a butler to establish some 'character references.'

Most impressive

Just in case you weren't threatened by my impressive beard yesterday, here's a closeup to rub it in.

"You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion." - G. K. Chesterton

Indeed. It looks like it will take a little over a week.

It takes a steady hand

Manly beards need a manly trim. Safety razors are for girls.

"I like to carry it, you never know when your going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home, then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh." - John Candy as Uncle Buck

Only the beard matters

My lawyer has advised me that if I continue to post images, my former 'associates' might find me before the trial. I have taken steps to prevent this.

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one." - Greek saying

If you have a strong stomach: Beards from Below

Be safe or else.

I wear this to protect my beard at night. I forgot to take it off before the photo this morning. Deal with it.

"As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affection if I were to begin it now?" - Abraham Lincoln

Off to work!

So I ran out of hoodies. Instead this is my normal work attire as a motorcycle gang member.

"Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind." - Bulgarian Proverb

Hidden identity = good. Shot in the woods = bad. Safety first.

I have a time machine at my cabin for just this purpose. Unfortunately I'm cutting a month off my life (from your perspective), but competition is all about sacrifice, right?

"The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day." - Adlai E. Stevenson