I'm here to cure cancer and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.

The Finale is upon us folks, however my battle for first place has only just begun. I've fully outfitted myself with an arsenal of cancer crushing cannons, juiced up on Combat Powder(TM) and conquered the last 4 combatants in my path to victory. So please donate to keep this amazing curing spree going! Keep in mind that should we reach our final goal of $5000 we'll be one step closer to our true mission: nuking breast cancer from orbit (it's the only way to be sure).

Thanks everyone for yet another wonderful year I look forward to serving on the front-lines again!

Over and Out,

Pete "The Yellow Dart" DiLillo

(Mouth actually to scale)

Look at me people, look at what I'm doing to myself for Boobs! More donations needed, rocket this manly man straight to the top!

(Next year: Beards4TripleBypass')

Yesh Me Lord...

Oh boy... I second all the grumblings today about returning to work (perhaps even with a vengeance). After taking a full week off it's tough to get back into the groove, especially when you also have to come up with clever beard photos. Today is brought to you by my most mediocre Igor impression. Enjoy!

I'll eat you out of house and home.

Today was filled with amazing Gingerbread houses and delicious Turkey leftovers. Extreme kudos to the Johnson family this weekend, much of my entertainment and sustenance was because of them.

Ice to see you!

Today's beard picture is brought to you by poor ice skating skills. On the upside though, I didn't fall a single time the whole night. Yes, I am impressed and yes, I also think that is donation worthy. 'nuff said.

Good night everyone!

It's harder than it looks!

Today I made an attempt at a "cat-beard" as my fellow beardlings have attempted before me. Of course, believing it to be the simplest task imaginable, next to well... actually growing a beard! However wrangling said cat and it get him near my face proved a more difficult task than I ever imagined. The attached photo is the best I could do. So kudos men, I have a new found respect for kitty facial hair.

"Colonial Style" is just another word for "Legendary"

Hanging out with the family and enjoying Thanksgiving dinner today. In a possibly food-drunk delusion I decided that custard nog was the secret to a fuller more manly beard. Seems to be working out pretty well so far, don't you think? Though my donations don't seem to reflect it... So be sure as you're lulling yourself into a food coma you donate to your favorite bearded fellow (even if it's not me) and share a little bit of holiday joy with all the lovely ladies out there.

Happy Thanksgiving!

"We're brain-slugs and we come in peace."

I saw the Muppet's movie today, all bright and early. All I've got to say is... fantastic. If you love Mop/Puppets, enjoy music written by Bret Mckenzie of Flight of the Conchords, or believe yourself to have a funny-bone you should see this movie. After you return you should probably also donate money to me for my stellar suggestion. Yup, nothing shows appreciation better than giving a man money to save some boobs.

Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party!

The enrichment center would like to remind you that all* donations to me go to orphans**, sick orphans***, sick orphans with puppies****. So donate today, so you can triumphantly yell to the world "I am the savior of boobs and tiny, enslaved, diamond mining, insanely cute orphans*****!"

*Lies

**There are no orphans

***Nope, still no orphans

****The puppies might be real, but the orphans still aren't.

*****Really now? Really? Would someone actually believe this? The boobs are real though, I assure you.

Look out, he's got a Bob-omb!

Vacation week has begun, and I almost forgot my beard photo for today. Don't mind the crazy hair and fanged grin on my face, that's how I typically look in the morning before my 12 cans of Mountain Dew.

So my beard is filling in very nicely, however the donations seem to have run dry. I need call upon the power of my ancestors to energize my standing! I'm sure Uncle Mario Mario, Second cousin Luigi Mario, First Cousin twice removed Dennis Hopper will come through, they just gotta!