I'm here to cure cancer and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.

The Finale is upon us folks, however my battle for first place has only just begun. I've fully outfitted myself with an arsenal of cancer crushing cannons, juiced up on Combat Powder(TM) and conquered the last 4 combatants in my path to victory. So please donate to keep this amazing curing spree going! Keep in mind that should we reach our final goal of $5000 we'll be one step closer to our true mission: nuking breast cancer from orbit (it's the only way to be sure).

Thanks everyone for yet another wonderful year I look forward to serving on the front-lines again!

Over and Out,

Pete "The Yellow Dart" DiLillo