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"Yes, that is true. And anybody who wants to join me, I welcome you, because you know what? There is too much manscaping going on in this country. I am not for it. I am against it. We all need to stand up and be MEN and have BEARDS. There's only two types of people in this world who don't have beards, and that's children and women, ok? I'm a MAN, I've got a BEARD!"
- Bryan Danielson, WWE professional wrestler, on being asked if he is refusing to shave his beard until Wrestlemania next year (April 2012)
One interesting side effect of shaving off an otherwise year-round face-mane is that one's coworkers tend to look at one strange. You suddenly become an attraction to be stared at, fussed over, and photographed in your natural office habitat. Or perhaps, that's just me.
In any case, sponsor my follicles! Save the boobs! Help me fill in the face-mane so that I don't get carded!
Descriptor of the day: briskly biting
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Can you simply prescribe yourself beer?
Actually, if I were at a Veterans Affairs hospital, I could. They have Miller Light, Coors Light, and Natty Light on formulary in the pharmacy. It's easier and cheaper to treat alcohol withdrawl say, prior to surgery, with prescribing a beer with breakfast.
Then again, i wouldn't consider any of the above "beer"...