This is my game face. Either that, or I'm asleep with my eyes open, I can't tell.

After a 20 hour growth period I’m already pleased with my facial farm. Looks like another great crop this year boys. Although it may not like much (or anything) I assure you that this beard may be prone to bite, or at least mildly irritate you skin if you come within it’s reach. Perhaps I’ll see if the pet store carries a “cone of shame” for beards.

Beard Level: Sandpaper

Other Jeff's Game level: Duh.Winning! (Too out of date?)