Somewhere between unabomber and Eminem

So much for my ZZ Top look. See me again December 1st.

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." - William Shakespeare


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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Welcome aboard, Mr. Nonymous. It's quite a treat to see your bare chin again. Now, hustle up some donations. In case you haven't heard, sponsorship is beard fertilizer. Scientifically proven* to grow faster, lusher, and manlier beards.


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