Doing my best "Earnest finds a Razor" impression.

I shaved so close that if you used auto wax on my chin it could blind a man on a sunny day.

It is that time of year again. A time to put shaving aside and concentrate our combined laziness into a grander cause and thereby turn our laziness to awesomeness. To that end, I wish all my brothers at arms..er..faces, the very best of luck this year. I truly hope we reach our $5000 goal.

Having such a great rookie year does set a precedent for me, and although I know it will be very difficult for some of you to even help reach the number we did last year, I will be elated if my sponsors reach anything beyond our total last year. With that being said, I still want to shoot for the moon and try to hit the $500 mark. Every little bit helps people, so let’s make this dream a reality.

As the hour is late, or early depending on your viewpoint, I shall leave you only with hopes that you dream of fully bearded faces, or boobs depending on your preference.