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"Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel."
Apparently only one guy in the history of ever has worn a sweater-vest. While making the trick-or-treating rounds with my son (who was cleverly disguised as Spider-Man) this evening, three people looked at me and saw not the editor-in-chief of the Daily Bugle, but a former Ohio State football coach.
"Hey, Jim Tressel," they all exclaimed.
Not, "Spider-Man is a hero, you pompous jerk!"
"Hey, Jim Tressel!"
I just don't understand people.
The mustache comes off in about two hours.
The sweater-vest stays on, perhaps until December.
Feedback:
"How did you become Mayor of New York?" And: "I'll bet Spider Island was your worst nightmare come true!"
There, did that help?
You said it now...so if I don't see that sweater-vest in every single picture this month I will be deducting points...oooo...maybe that'll be a thing this year...I'll give people points. Points for pictures, posts, etc. That'll be fun/stupid/annoying. :-)
@Jeff I said "perhaps." And by "perhaps" I meant "almost certainly not."
@Jeff - I think it should be a beard-goal - if Kris can form a sweater-vest out of his beard by month's end, he gets my donation.