This is what a MAN looks like the day before HoNoToGroABeMo starts...just saying.

That's right, I'm calling you out. Well, not Kris Johnson. TOMORROW is the day of the clean shaven-ness. Not today. So either you're in early training (sort of lame) or you are a lame cheater getting an extra 24 hours of growth in. Or worse yet, you're a normally clean shaven person...ewwwww.

For the record, this year I will post every day...like a man.

I will grow the neck beard...like a man.

I will start with a clean shave on November 1st...LIKE A MAN.

I will have a scraggly beard that looks horrible...like a mannish thing.

I will not raise the most money...like an unpopular teacher in the state that is something like 47th in teacher pay and thus knows lots of people, none of which can afford to give (we can't all be doctors, Cmarrrrrr!!!!).

And lastly, I will be a man...like a MOTHER LOVING MAN!

I have several things planned for my daily posting this year, you should all be aquiver in anticipation. There's geekitude to discuss. There's the qualities of manhood. There's my various projects to pimp. And of course there's major events in my life to discuss ranging from a new child (currently SCREAMING while I hold/type) and what the heck happened to my hair since last year!