Your... oh let's call it a beard... smells funny.

Some day my beard will be as full and lush as this little guy's.

My internet is back, so I should be posting these daily again through the end of the month.


I haven't had Internet access for the past couple days, and also am not 100% sure where my camera is, so daily pictures had to fall by the wayside. Fear not, however, because I still found time to grow the beard.

In fact, it has grown enough to raise my animal magnetism to a whole new level.

Frickin' gargoyles. I hate 'em.

I figure I'll take one picture a week with a ruler to show how poorly my beard is growing.

I pushed the ruler in a bit but if I had to guess I'd say 3mm average. By the end of the month, then, I could be at 12mm or a MASSIVE half inch!



I found 9 pictures where people were looking off-camera (excepting my own just now) and put them together so everybody was looking toward another square. I did not take any pains to include everybody or not double or triple (or quadruple, but it didn't happen) up on anybody. Number of pictures here is an indication only of how many of your pictures fit the requirements, and even that's rough.

So, below, I present to you the HoNoToGroABeMo Bunch!



No, I wasn't using mouthwash during this picture. Why do you ask?

It's nowhere near our esteemed Mr. Norris, but hey, I'll take what I can get.


I got the important part of the day done, I posted my beard picture!

Oh, I also voted or something.

Hopefully my next picture will not look like I just woke up. But it probably will.

This is me on day 3, with probably the average amount of stubble on my face when I normally shave.


How Not To Cut Your Hair Month
And here is my 2nd picture. Sorry for the fuzzy, but I'm too lazy to take another one.

Yes, I just woke up, sue me.

Actually, don't. In this economy and after my engine blowout, I don't have any money.


OMG!
OMG WTF! It's How Not To Grow A Beard Month already!

I totally snapped this not 6 hours after shaving off my 3-day growth. It was such a pitiful beard that I considered not shaving at all but that would be cheating.

May the best man...

...win?