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grrrr...grow...Grow...GROW...GROW!!
Hair Level: Neck itch insanity
Notes: This neck thing is tough. I just sit around all day scratching. But I'm strong, I'll make it...and maybe if I grow really fast it will get better sooner.
Behold, the neck hair!
Hair Level: Itchy Neck
Notes: I am trying hard to not shave that neck, but it's getting harder. Is there a neck hair threshold where it softens and stops being itchy like the rest of the facial hair does? Here's hoping.
Hey, that's what's up my nose. Why didn't you people say something...
Hair Level: Cheeks are good, neck is annoying!
Notes: EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!! I know I am allowed to shave the neck, but that's the real challenge here. Not shaving the rest of the face, that's easy. I want to see how long I can pull off the neck too. It's my punishment for cheating early on.
The Greiner's Beard Bunch
Hair Level: Around where I normal trim it to on a weekly basis.
Notes: This is how a HoNoToGroABeMo Bunch gang picture is done, people. Check it and marvel in my skillz. And I have to say that the subject is a beautiful man.
Boo!
Hair Level: Manly and Gruff
Notes: People are being goofy today with the pictures, so I thought I'd bring it down a level and be spooky.
Hmmm...should I grow it faster or slower. Think, think think...
Hair Level: Starting to Soften a Bit
Notes: Today I'm thinking hard on new ways to grow beards. And life...and work...and my D&D game...there's a lot to think about now that the election no longer distracts me.
Fear not, citizen!
Hair Level: Respectable Stubble
Notes: Today seems to be either big pose or "look I voted" day here at HoNoToGroABeMo...but alas, I voted last Thursday, so I had to go with the big pose.
Since I know my ugly mug won't win this thing, I brought in a pro.
Hair Level: Stroke-able Stubble
Notes: The expert in the photo with me is my son. Of all the people I know he's the best HoNoToGroABeMo participant evar! If anyone knows how not to grow a beard it's him.
Contemplating Murder...
Okay, so you'll note from the windows behind me that I've had to tweak the picture taking time of day as a result of my playing catch up. But I'm all good to go now. Official picture time will be at 6PM Eastern each day from here on out. I'm totally gonna take this thing, everyone who isn't me sucks at beard growing, I've been saying it for years!
Hair level: More Stubble
Notes: As picture was taken (and as I type this) I am listening to Murder At Avedon Hill, a podcast novel that I'm in (http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/).
Gotta Have Soul!
So here I am, Jeff Greiner, always willing to do something stupid with my facial hair for a good, or not so good reason.
The shaving commenced, the picture was taken, and now, now it's time to show you what I have.
At the end of Day 1 (November) I looked as I appear here (no Day 0 pic, sorry).
Hair Level: Stubble
Notes: I just couldn't lose the soul patch. Brotha's gotta have soul!