How Not to Grow a Beard Month

The goal?

Simple. In thirty days, take your pretty little baby face from clean-shaven to your best approximation of that guy up there using nothing but your DNA and your not shaving.

Growing another fist under that beard should not be attempted unless you actually are Chuck Norris.

But clearly you're not, elsewise you wouldn't need to grow a beard.

You'd have been born with one.

If you'd like to participate, you don't have to do anything, but if you'd like to track your progress here on the site, you'll have to bug one of us for an invite. I'd be letting you drop raw HTML on this thing and for that, I'd have to trust you. (Or at least, be able to track you down and kill you.)